SHLEMOFON! for sale in San Antonio Texas

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No, that isn't a Yiddish response to someone sneezing, it's a Russian tanker's crash helmet (Summer issue), size large! 70 bucks gets you a cool piece of cold war history that was used in the Afghan war, and is fully functional and tested. Put it on display! Listen to music! Shout slurs at people while you game! Annoy your girlfriend by wearing it to keep your ears warm! Please come back, Hailey.

No stinky surplus mildew smell you get with a lot of old equipment, and no dry rot! I can even include the simple little system I used to get the earphones up and running with a modern PC. It's a jury rig, but you can listen to music on them.

As for sizing, I have a giant potato head that barely fits into most hats, so that "Large" is in freedom units, not commie versts or whatever.

This thing is cool as heck, but I'm moving, so the more of my little surplus collection that I don't have to carry with me the better!

$70
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